so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Houston, we have a blender
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
