I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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