You just made me feel so damn special
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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