you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
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I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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