Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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