just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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