if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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