Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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