why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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