I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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