About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
