After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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