My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
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Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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