I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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