Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Randomize
