you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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