i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
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It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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