i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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