"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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