Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
He felt like a one man threesome
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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