Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
he was CRYING into my vagina
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
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