Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
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You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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