she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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