WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
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just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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