You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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