Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
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So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
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Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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