Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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