i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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