who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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