dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I am mentally ready for anal.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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