It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Barsexuality is the new black.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
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Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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