Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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