My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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