dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Welp...herpes.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
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I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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