I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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