Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
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Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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