So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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