just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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