the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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