hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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