your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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