its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
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I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
The convent might be a nice break from real life
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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