My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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