do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
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