My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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