Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
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So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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