so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
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The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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