She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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