4 words: hood of his car
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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