didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
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