Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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