i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
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So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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