Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
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Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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