you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
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My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
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I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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