my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
