i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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