I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
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You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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